Dictionary for strange tongues – English Edition // Thanks to Blazhe Konevski and Slavko Janevski for the contribution

Personal ticket – licna karta
Last ticket – zadnja (makao)
The ticket doesn’t want an honest man – Neche karta poshtenog choveka
He is run-lie – On e trchi-lazhi
The bear is wedding – mechka se zheni
Sweetboat, dearboat – milibrod
Let’s play tickets – aj da igrame karti
Your boiler knows a lot – sho ti znae bojlerot
Third mother – treta majka
He no yes lie, but dries – toj ne da lazhe, nego sushi
Who ealry earlies, two lucks grabs – koj rano rani, dve srekji grabi
How for who – kako za kogo
Hard chair – tvrda stolica
You don’t know who eats who pays – neznaesh koj jade, koj pie
It doesn’t eat, it doesn’t drink – Ni jade, ni pie
He sees a potato, he gets out a meat – kompir gleda, meso vadi
Wind and fog – vetar i magla
I will ask my dick – ke si go prasham kurov
From shit bellow – od gomno podole
Which dick it is? – Koj kur ti e?
Naked water – gola voda
Littlesale – maloprodazhba
Not little sale - golemoprodazhba
He entered the movie – vlegol u film
Middle sorry – sredno zhalosno
Withworker – sorabotnik
What a dick are you doing? – Shto kur praish?
I swear my dick – Zhimi kurov
When she said raining – Koga reche vrne
Live fence – Zhiva ograda
Spit for me, spit for all – pu za mene, pu za site
Automatic Control – Avtokomanda
New Fox – Novo lisiche
Blackberry place – Crniche
Trumpet Place – Trubarevo
Acid Water – Kisela Voda
The money doesn’t want an honest man – Neche para poshtenog choveka
You give a finger, she take whole hand – Ti prst, ona cela raka
The king is drinking water – Car pie voda
Center for strange tongues – Centar za stranski jazici
Se izvinuvam – I sorry
From small legs – Od mali noze
Polukruzhno – Halfcircular
Stranec – Abroader
Matichno – The Mothering
Dobro ti stoi (odeloto) – It stays good
I shakom i kapom – and with hand, and with hat
She is very unsticky - Toj e mnogu odlepen
What you are, what you are - Sho si ti, sho si ti
Pa i ne e nesto naj naj - Well she isn't something most most
Go bie glas - She is beaten by the voice
Si ja ima muvata na kapata - She has a fly on her head
Si si ebal mamata - She fucked her mother
Koj pee zlo ne misli - Who sings doesn’t think evil
Na kraj kraeva - On the end of the ends
Od fala ne se zhivee - From thanks you don't live
Sila boga ne moli - Force god doesn't pray
Ti go krstis on prdi - You baptize him she farts
Kade kade bolje - Where where better
Te boli kur - Your dick hurts
Vide-nevide - She saw-she didn't saw
Brat brata ne rani, teshko koj go nema - Brother brother doesn't feed, it's difficult who doesn't have
Sweet said - Blago recheno
You go lie another - Idi lazhi drug
Blind street - Slepa ulica
Same dick different package - Isti kur razlicno pakovanje
She is calculating the streets all day - Meri ulici po cel den
There's no live chicken - Nema zhivo pile
She has a fly on his head - Si ja ima muvata na kapata
Feed the soul to listen to you - Rani dusha da te slusha
Crazy fuck confused - Lud jebe zbunjenog
In mouth i fuck you - U usta te ebam
What dick - Sho kur
No shame, no curtain - Ni sram ni perde
Don't run like small donkey in front of donkey = Не трчај ко прле пред магаре
No five no six = Ни пет ни шест
I don't smell him a lot a lot = Не го мирисам баш многу многу
Neither garlic he ate, neither garlic he smelled = Ни лук јал, ни лук мирисал
He is turn on - turn off in the company = Тој е пали-гаси во фирмата
You are missing, you are missing, then you disappear = Те нема, нема, па ќе се изгубиш
On the end it will come out from toy to crying = На крај ќе излезе од играчка плачка
I can't cook that man! = Не можам да го сварам тој човек!
They put him foxes = Му ставија лисици
What is falling on your brain? = Што ти паѓа на памет?
Spit-stick - Pljukni-zalepi
Beforetaker - Preduzimach
With who you are, thats who you are - S kim si, takav si
This cost devil and a half - Ova koshta gjavol i pol
White Technology - Bela tehnika
Simple Table - Prosta masa
Feed the dog to bark at you - Rani kuche da te lae
Bidi taka - Be that
From stupid more stupid - Od glup poglup
She fucked the century - Si ebal vekot
She is very developed - Toj e mnogu razvien (razbacan)
Da puknes me nasmea - To explode, she make me laugh
Kako picka pod kosula - Like vagina under shirt
Down laundry - Dolen vesh
Wild Construction - Diva gradba
Like a small gipsy on cherry - Kako ciganche na cresha
Sweet retard - Blago retardiran
Day stay - Dneven Prestoj
Run run hair - Trchi trchi vlakno
Ass over head - Gz preku glaa
Orthodox Scheduler - Pravoslavno kalendarche
Site picki ti se isti kur - All pussy is same dick
Kur-tashak - Penis-dick
Si igra kur-tashak - She is gaming penis-dick
Trista chuda - Three hundred miracles
For live head - Za zhiva glava
Sum zaspal ko top - She go to sleep like a cannon
Sick point - Bolna tochka
Preku sila,preku sila, 100 denari - Over the force,over the force, 100 denars
Se vrti ko prdezh u gakji - She turn like fart in underwear
Elementary notgood - Elementarna nepogoda
On beatiful eyes - Na lepe ochi
Sad Memory - Tazhen pomen
Surrenders - Predavanja (na fakultet)
My dick hurts - Me boli kur
My knee is rotating - Me vrti kolenoto
Blind street - Slepa ulica
Termo pechka - Thermic Roaster

Sport
Zapoznaj se so topkata - Meet the ball
Kompanija meso boranija - Company, meat bean poods
Pazi ledza - Look back
Ja skina pajazinata - She cut the spider web
Kupi si mrezicki - Go buy nets
Tri korni penal - Three corners penalty
Od golman nema korna - From goalkeeper no corner
Detski Igri
Border - Granica
Zuto dupe - Yellow ass
Do you want strong army - Sakate li silna vojska
Narodna - Peoples
Rosna livada - Wet Meadow
Dolga magarica - Long donkey woman
Olimpijada stop - Olimpic games stop
Izgore lonceto pretece mlekoto - Pot burns milk leak out
Kiselo mleko - Acid milk
Prva zicka za vodicka - First wire for the little water
Janino janino - (no translation)
Dzamlii
Nema diganje - No raise
Praam lastik - I make rubber
Nema rentu - (no translation)
Nema od spoter - (no translation)
Zucka mu napraiv - (no translation)

Anglisko-Makedonski Razgovornik

Na ulica:
Zdravo, kade mozham da najdam menuvachnica – Hi, where she can find money replacement store?
Zatopli, majkata – It’s hot, the mother.
Se izvinuvam, dali znaete kade e javnata kukja? – I sorry, where she can find public house?
Mnogu mi e zhal, ama neznam – I sorry, fuck you
Svrtete polukruzhno – She turn halfcircular

Vo kafich
Ako mozhe edno espreso – One fast coffe, please
Ako mozhe smetkata – If can, the calculation

Na pazar

Ova koshta gjavol i pol!Sho si mislish ti, lud jebe zbunjenog?Ah sho si ti!! - This cost devil and half!!What she think, crazy fuck confused?? What you are, what you are

Kratka gramatika na Angliskiot jazik

I, You, He, She, It, They, Them = SHE

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Docent Damjan Jovanovski
Docent Chedo Popovski
Docent Lazar Ugurovski
Akademik Jovan Kjupev
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